The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(via started-with-a-kiss)
Here we are, a bunch of psychopaths helping each other out.
(Source: belleprintemps, via doucheywolf)
.
please,
refrain from making your sentences
look as though they’re poetry.
all they are
is illogically spaced sentences
that make you look
like a huge
wanker
(via bllmrry)
(Source: neptunepirate, via dylanofuckme)
beer and cigarettes ey
SPN High School AU where Gabe wears hot clothes more like hell fucking yes
(Source: dirge-archive, via dreadelion)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
(via definitelynotsatan)




